Always busy taking care of my dog.

• Black canvas tote bag
  
• 'Doing Dog Mom Shit’ printed on front
• One size
  
• 100% cotton
• Self-fabric handles, Zipper top closure, Interior zippered pocket, Bottom gussets
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

 

• Natural Canvas graphic tote
  
• Please Be A Decent Fucking Human®
  
• One Size
  
• 100% cotton
• Self-fabric handles, Zipper top closure,  Interior zippered pocket, Bottom gussets
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Pass the pasta, bring on the bread! We love carbs, and we love this new crystal choker necklace! 

We collaborated with the badass team at The Sis Kiss to create an exclusive collection of high-quality accessories for the bold and witty.

 

- .925 sterling silver gold plated 
- 14" chain with 3" extension
- Jewelry Care Info

We collaborated with the badass team at The Sis Kiss to create an exclusive collection of high-quality accessories for the bold and witty.

• .925 STERLING SILVER GOLD PLATED
• 14" CHAIN WITH 3" EXTENSION
•  JEWELRY CARE INFO

Don't like me? Bite me!

We collaborated with the badass team at The Sis Kiss to create an exclusive collection of high-quality accessories for the bold and witty.

- .925 sterling silver gold plated 
- One size fits most/adjustable backing
- Jewelry Care Info

The perfect ring for your middle finger

We collaborated with the badass team at The Sis Kiss to create an exclusive collection of high-quality accessories for the bold and witty.

- .925 sterling silver gold plated 
- One size fits most/adjustable backing
- Jewelry Care Info

Bite me or fight me...

We collaborated with the badass team at The Sis Kiss to create an exclusive collection of high-quality accessories for the bold and witty.

- .925 sterling silver gold plated 
- One size fits most/adjustable backing
- Jewelry Care Info

Raising these kids feels like I have a hangover!

• Black graphic koozie
  
• Mom Hangover® Bolt
• One Size - Holds standard 12 oz can or bottle, 16 oz can, 16.9 oz plastic bottles
  
• Made from Polyester with foam backing

Weirdos do it better!

• White embroidered baseball hat
  
• 'Total Weirdo’ embroidered on front
• Size: Adjustable
• 100% peach washed cotton
• Self-fabric tri-glide buckle closure

Only way to cure a social hangover is to go to the beach.

• Black graphic towel
  
• 'Social Hangover®’ printed on corner
• Measurements 30"W x 60"L
• 100% cotton velour

Only probs I have involve mimosas 

• Black embroidered baseball hat
  
• 'Mimosa probs’ embroidered on front
• one size fits most
  
• 100% cotton 
  
• Tri-glide brass buckle closure, unstructured, six panel, pre-curved visor

Being the best pet parent I can possibly be!

• Black embroidered baseball hat
  
• 'Raising My Dog' embroidered on front
  
• one size fits most
• 100% cotton 
• Tri-glide brass buckle closure, unstructured, six panel, pre-curved visor

Welcome to the #weirdocrew

• White/Black embroidered trucker hat
  
• 'Weirdo Smiley Face' embroidered on front
  
• Sizes: Adjustable
• 100% Polyester foam front, mesh back
• Adjustable double snapback closure

Add a hint sportive luxe to your off-duty look with this versatile bag that can be worn two-ways.

• Black Texture crossbody bag - Billini
  
• Gold chain and link detailing that doubles as a shoulder strap
• Height: 14.5cm, length: 24.5cm,width: 8cm, Adjustable strap length: 132cm, chain strap length: 41cm
• Cotton inner lining // synthetic upper and lining
• Soft rectangle shape with detachable smaller Rectangular pouch

Add a hint sportive luxe to your off-duty look with this versatile bag that can be worn two-ways.

• Bone Croc crossbody bag - Billini
  
• Gold chain and link detailing that doubles as a shoulder strap
• Height: 14.5cm, length: 24.5cm,width: 8cm, Adjustable strap length: 132cm, chain strap length: 41cm
• Cotton inner lining // synthetic upper and lining
• Soft rectangle shape with detachable smaller Rectangular pouch

Ariel Rancher Hat by Lucca Couture 

• Flat Stiff Rancher Hat in Mauvewood - Lucca Couture 
  
• Brim: 3.75 in. Crown height: 4 in.
• Adjustable inner drawstring
• 100% polyester

Dainty mixed metal necklace

• Dainty Mixed Metal Necklace - Petit Moments
• One size
  
• Alloy
  
• Do not get wet. Avoid Contact with lotions and fragrances.

The perfect yin-yang charm with a hint of enamel.

• 18k gold dipped brass necklace - Petit Moments
  
• Yin Yang
• One size
  
• Do not get wet. Avoid contact with lotions and fragrances.

Perfect for a vacay!

• White + Black straw hat - LUCCA COUTURE
  
• Wide brim straw boater hat with weave design
• One Size
  

Conscious Collection Beaded texture gold huggie hoop earrings

• Gold huggie earrings - Petit Moments
  
• One size
• 18k Gold Plated Brass
• Avoid contact with lotions and fragrances. Do not get wet.

BILLIE - Ultra structured wool felt rancher with minimal finishings

• Structured wool felt rancher in blush - Olive & Pique
• Rich satin lining with a minimal grosgrain band and silver bar.
• Adjustable inner velcro strap for sizing. Unisex.
• 10cm brim length

BILLIE - Ultra structured wool felt rancher with minimal finishings

• Structured wool felt rancher in powder blue - Olive & Pique
• Rich satin lining with a minimal grosgrain band and silver bar.
• Adjustable inner velcro strap for sizing. Unisex.
• 10cm brim length

Two herringbone chains braided together make this our favorite new piece!

• Braided gold necklace - The Sis Kiss
  
• 16" plus 2" extension
• 14k gold plated brass

• Gold & tortoise chain link necklace - Petit Moments
• 13-17"
• 18k gold plated iron & acrylic
• Avoid contact with lotions and fragrances. Do not get wet

• Cable Knit Beanie with faux fur pom - URBAN DAIZY
• One size
  
• 100% acrylic

• Heart, sun and moon charm necklace - Petit Moments
• 16" - 18"
• Do not get wet. Avoid contact with lotions and fragrances

Loop yours through blue jeans, or slip it around an oversized blazer or denim jacket.

• Skinny leather belt - Fable England
  
• Embossed branding
• Gold chevron metal keepers
• 100% real leather
• Wipe clean with damp cloth

• Silver and rhinestone mixed chain necklace - Petit Moments
• Do not get wet
• Avoid contact with lotions and fragrances
• Alloy & Resin

• Black Croc Handbag - Urban Expressions
  
• Allover croc pattern, baguette shape, chain ring trim, chunky chain handle
• Dimensions: 11" L x 1" W x 5.125" H
• Handle Drop: 12"

escape to the seas, the sun, and sand in this stylish sun hat with stiff brim to give you all the shade and style you need!

• Black straw hat - LUCCA COUTURE
  
• Wide brim straw hat with weave design
• One Size

• Gold Layered Necklace - Petit Moments
  
• Do not get wet
• Avoid contact with lotions and fragrances

FIONA NECKLACE:
Content + Care

Do not get wet

Avoid contact with lotions and fragrances

This 4 layered necklace is your one stop shop for all of your layering needs 14" + 3"



Content + Care

Do not get wet

Avoid contact with lotions and fragrances

Zinc Alloy

This Folio Clutch is the Perfect Party companion!

- 12"W x 6.5"H 1"D
- Made in United States of America

Real cork is stain-resistant, water-resistant, scratch-proof, hypoallergenic, antimicrobial, lightweight, incredibly soft to the touch. We never use imitation cork for our bags. Our cork is grown and harvested in Portugal.

The bag has a two-snap closure and an internal zippered pocket.
A detachable gold or silver crossbody length chain is included with each bag. 

Founded in 2000, Spicer Bags designs and manufactures all of our products in the San Francisco Bay Area, CA. Our focus is on quality workmanship, contemporary design, and durability.

If you found this gold tarot card necklace, it was meant for you, 10"-11.5"

Wool rancher with decorative band, adjustable inner velcro strap for sizing and lining.

- 10cm brim length

Up your basics with this toggle gold charm necklace

Content + Care

- Do not get wet
- Avoid contact with lotions and fragrances
- 18k gold plated brass
- 17.7"

Since 2002, sisters Kim and Kris Nations have been creating fun and meaningful jewelry. From colorful enamel necklaces with a fun phrase to delicate golden hoops, each piece is thoughtfully designed to look stylish and make a statement. Crafted with high-quality materials, this jewelry will outlast and never turn your skin green. What started out of tiny apartment in San Francisco 20 years ago, has grown into a legit business with a fabulous crew of women in Half Moon Bay, California.

Brand Callouts: Social good, Not on Amazon, Small Batch, Handmade + Women Owned.

Product Details:
- Made with 18K gold vermeil (solid sterling silver plated with 2.5 microns of 18K gold).
- Available in sizes 7, 8, 9
- Packaged in our signature glass bottle. 
- Made in the United States of America