Don't say I didn't warn ya!

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

• White graphic crewneck
• Oops I'm Moody
  
• Oversized fit
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

I'm perfect and NEVER the problem. 

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

• Lilac graphic cropped hoodie
• 'It's Not Me It's You’ printed on chest
• Cropped fit
  
• 85% Ring-spun cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester
  
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

	XS/S	M/L
Width	24	26
Length	19.25	20.25

Spending new years drinking champs with my pup.

• Black crop graphic hoodie
  
• 'Champagne & My Pup’ printed on left chest
• Cropped fit
  
• 85% cotton / 15% polyester
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Raising the best pup in the neighborhood!

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

*part of a set*

- Oversized
- 80/20 cotton/poly anti-pill fleece

Cheers my dears!

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

• Black graphic crewneck
• 'Pairs Well With Champs®’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

What I'd rather be doing...dog mom shit.

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

• Black crop crewneck
  
• 'Doing Dog Mom Shit’ printed on front
• Oversized cropped fit
• 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester anti-pill fleece
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

 

She-E-O or CE-H*e

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

• Athletic Grey cropped crewneck
  
• 'CEO’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
• 80% cotton / 20%polyester anti-pill fleece
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

I need at least a full weekend to recharge my social battery.

• Butter graphic crewneck
• Social Hangover® // Social Hangover Cure
  
• Oversized fit
• 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size M/L
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Unprofesh because of my sailor mouth...

- Oversized
- 70/30 cotton/poly

Raising the most perfect pup on the block!

• Mushroom graphic hoodie
  
• Bolt printed on left chest // Busy Raising My Dog on the back
• Oversized fit, size down for true size
• 80% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
• Model is wearing size XL
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Always cancelling my plans...

• Light Pink graphic hoodie
• 'Biting Lips’ printed on left chest / 'Cancel All My Plans' printed on back
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 80% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
• Model is wearing size XL
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

You probs got this, babe!

 

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

• True Royal graphic zip-up hoodie
  
• You Probs Got This
  
• Oversized fit
• 100% cotton
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

 

Mama needs a freakin' break...

• Black graphic crewneck
• Lightning Bolt / Mom Hangover
  
• Oversized fit
  
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Just one bold and colorful WEIRDO!

**PREORDER**  Shipping Starts 5/8/23

• Black graphic crewneck
• 'Weirdo’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Does watching sports count?

• Light Pink graphic crewneck
• Not That Athletic Club 1985
• Oversized fit
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Feelings are for suckers anyway....

• Red graphic crewneck
• Broken heart // No Feelings Club
  
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

At least my dog doesn't judge me when I make poor life decisions...

• Sand graphic crewneck
• Smiley Face // It's Not Drinking Alone If Your Dog Is Home
  
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

When we run out of champs...

• Black graphic crewneck
• 'UNFKNBLVBL’ printed on chest
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

There's no bribe in the world that can make us leave our homes.

• White graphic crewneck
• 'Stay Home Energy’ printed on chest
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

The good and the bad and EFF YOU!

**PREORDER**  Shipping Starts 5/17/23

• White graphic crewneck
• 'Yin Yang’ printed on chest / 'Fuck This Fuck That Fuck You' printed on the back
• Oversized - size down for normal fit
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

There's alcohol involved? I'm ABSOFUCKINLUTELY going!

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

 

• Light Pink graphic crewneck
• 'Absofuckinlutely’ printed on chest
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Well shit...there goes my last paycheck.

• Black graphic crewneck
• 'Well Shit’ printed on left chest
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size S + L
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Unavailable and not willing to reschedule!

• Light Pink graphic crewneck
• 'Unavailable Tiger’ printed on chest
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Dream on and keep smiling, babe!

*part of a set*

• Faded Black graphic crewneck
• 'Dream On Smiley Face’ printed on front
• Oversized fit
  
• 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester anti-pill fleece
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

#sorrynotsorry mom...

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

*part of a set*

• Black graphic hoodie
  
• 'Doing The Least’ puff printed on sleeve
• Oversized fit
  
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

	XS/S	M/L
Width	22	26
Length	27	29

Sorry we can't come... we're doing dog mom shit

*part of a set*

• Faded Black graphic crewneck
• 'Doing Dog Mom Shit’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
  
• 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester anti-pill fleece
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

This unisex hoodie with raglan sleeves is mineral washed to look and feel just like your favorite vintage sweatshirt. Made from 100% ringspun cotton, the fabric is substantial but washed down and exceptionally soft. Broken in for a lifetime of comfort and wear in vintage colors.

**Part of a set**
- Oversized fit - size down for normal fit 
- Vintage wash fabric 
- 100% cotton + printed in the USA

*model is wearing a Small*

Tie dye lounge set perfect for around the house or running around town. Please note this style runs slightly small, if you are looking for an oversized look, order a size up.

• Pre-washed Recycled Cotton
• Care Instructions: Machine wash

This product saves approximately 40 plastic bottles from landfills!
* part of a set *

• Blue Garment Dyed Sweatshirt - Richer or Poorer
• Classic fit
• Raglan Sleeves
• Triangle stitch at neck
• Broken-in feel
• Maintains shape through washing
• 60% Cotton, 40% Recycled Polyester.
• Machine wash cold / Tumble dry low / Do not bleach.

	S	M	L	XL
Chest	34-35	36-37	38-39	40-41
Underbust	30-31	32-33	34-35	36-37

Back off....you fuck!

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

• White graphic crewneck
• Lightning Bolt // Off You Fuck
  
• Oversized fit
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry