So what's your point?

• Pigment Black distressed graphic tee
• 'Absofuckinlutely’ printed on chest (use full swear words in copy)
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 100% cotton  + pigment dyed in the USA
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

	S	M	L	XL
Length	26	27.5	27.5	29.5
Width	19.5	20.5	22	23.5

Pairs well with champs like a splash of oj!

• Black destructed graphic tee
  
• 'Pairs Well With Champagne®’ printed on chest
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed/hand distressed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XL + S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

	S	M	L	XL	XXL
Length	26	27.5	27.5	29.5	30
Width	19.5	20.5	22	23.5	25

Obsessed is an understatement...

• Vintage Black graphic tee
  
• 'Obsessed Dog Mom’ printed on chest 
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 100% vintage wash cotton + printed in the USA
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

 

Mama needs a freakin' break...

• Black graphic crewneck
• Lightning Bolt / Mom Hangover
  
• Oversized fit
  
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

I'm not busy I just don't want to go...

*final sale*

• Pigment Black graphic tee
  
• 'Can't I'm Busy’ printed on chest
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Dogs make better drinking partners anyways...

• Vintage Black graphic tee
  
• Smiley Face // It's Not Drinking Alone If Your Dog Is Home
  
• Oversized fit
• 100% vintage wash cotton + printed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Sorry I can't come...I'm busy raising my dog. 

• Vintage Black graphic tee
• 'Busy Raising My Dog’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
• 100% vintage wash cotton + printed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Always busy taking care of my dog.

• Black canvas tote bag
  
• 'Doing Dog Mom Shit’ printed on front
• One size
  
• 100% cotton
• Self-fabric handles, Zipper top closure, Interior zippered pocket, Bottom gussets
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

 

What I'd rather be doing...dog mom shit.

Will ship 5-7 business days after order confirmation

• Black crop crewneck
  
• 'Doing Dog Mom Shit’ printed on front
• Oversized cropped fit
• 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester anti-pill fleece
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Raising these kids are making me feel like I have a hangover. 

• Pigment Black graphic tee
  
• Mom Hangover® Tiger w/ Bolts
  
• Oversized fit
  
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
  
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Sorry we can't come... we're doing dog mom shit

*part of a set*

• Faded Black graphic crewneck
• 'Doing Dog Mom Shit’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
  
• 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester anti-pill fleece
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Being the best pet parent I can possibly be!

• Black embroidered baseball hat
  
• 'Raising My Dog' embroidered on front
  
• one size fits most
• 100% cotton 
• Tri-glide brass buckle closure, unstructured, six panel, pre-curved visor

Raising these kids feels like I have a hangover!

• Black graphic koozie
  
• Mom Hangover® Bolt
• One Size - Holds standard 12 oz can or bottle, 16 oz can, 16.9 oz plastic bottles
  
• Made from Polyester with foam backing