• Black graphic towel
  
• 'Social Hangover®’ printed on corner
• Measurements 30"W x 60"L
• 100% cotton velour

Raising these kids feels like I have a hangover!

• Black graphic koozie
  
• Mom Hangover® Bolt
• One Size - Holds standard 12 oz can or bottle, 16 oz can, 16.9 oz plastic bottles
  
• Made from Polyester with foam backing

• Natural Canvas graphic tote
  
• Please Be A Decent Fucking Human®
  
• One Size
  
• 100% cotton
• Self-fabric handles, Zipper top closure,  Interior zippered pocket, Bottom gussets
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Always busy taking care of my dog.

• Black canvas tote bag
  
• 'Doing Dog Mom Shit’ printed on front
• One size
  
• 100% cotton
• Self-fabric handles, Zipper top closure, Interior zippered pocket, Bottom gussets
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

	ONE SIZE
Width	22
Height	15
Diameter	5

Only probs I have involve mimosas 

• Black embroidered baseball hat
  
• 'Mimosa probs’ embroidered on front
• one size fits most
  
• 100% cotton 
  
• Tri-glide brass buckle closure, unstructured, six panel, pre-curved visor

• Black embroidered baseball hat
  
• 'Raising My Dog' embroidered on front
  
• one size fits most
• 100% cotton 
• Tri-glide brass buckle closure, unstructured, six panel, pre-curved visor

• White/Black embroidered trucker hat
  
• 'Weirdo Smiley Face' embroidered on front
  
• Sizes: Adjustable
• 100% Polyester foam front, mesh back
• Adjustable double snapback closure

Weirdos do it better!

• White embroidered baseball hat
  
• 'Total Weirdo’ embroidered on front
• Size: Adjustable
• 100% peach washed cotton
• Self-fabric tri-glide buckle closure

Sorry we can't come... we're doing dog mom shit

*part of a set*

• Faded Black graphic crewneck
• 'Doing Dog Mom Shit’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
  
• 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester anti-pill fleece
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

 Our fave essential sweatshorts!

*part of a set*

• Faded Black stadium shorts
• Regular fit
• 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry
  

I need at least a full weekend to recharge my social battery.

• Butter graphic crewneck
• Social Hangover® // Social Hangover Cure
  
• Oversized fit
• 80% Cotton / 20% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size M/L
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

	XS/S	M/L
Width	23	26.5
Length	28.5	30.5

• Black graphic crewneck
• Lightning Bolt / Mom Hangover
  
• Oversized fit
  
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

	XS/S	M/L
Width	22	26
Length	27.5	29.5

• Mushroom graphic hoodie
  
• Bolt printed on left chest // Busy Raising My Dog on the back
• Oversized fit, size down for true size
• 80% ring spun cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester
• Model is wearing size XL
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

• Sand graphic crewneck
• Smiley Face // It's Not Drinking Alone If Your Dog Is Home
  
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

• Black graphic crewneck
• 'UNFKNBLVBL’ printed on chest
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 70% Cotton / 30% Polyester 
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Spending new years drinking champs with my pup.

• Black crop graphic hoodie
  
• 'Champagne & My Pup’ printed on left chest
• Cropped fit
  
• 85% cotton / 15% polyester
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

	XS/S	M/L
Width	24	26
Length	19.25	20.25

Can you kindly f*ck off...thanks.

• Violet graphic tee
  
• 'Fuck Off 1978' printed on chest
• Oversized fit
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Dogs > People 

• White graphic tee
  
• 'I Prefer. Dogs’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
• 100% cotton + printed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

You can always find us at a rock concert.

• Pigment Black graphic tee
  
• I Fucking Love Rock'n Roll Angel
  
• Oversized fit
• 100% cotton + printed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Constantly dreaming of a life surrounded by dogs.

• Pigment Black graphic tee
• 'Dream On Smiley Face’ printed on front
• Oversized fit
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

We believe in the power of daydrinking!

• Pigment Black graphic tee
  
• 'Daydrink Believer’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

• White oversized graphic tee
  
• Flamin' Heart // No Feelings Are Feelings
• Oversized fit
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

This Fierce Female™ is all about the GLAM!

• Cream graphic tee
  
• Glam Metal Fierce Female Tour
  
• Oversized fit
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Take notes babe!

• Vintage Black graphic tee
  
• Smiley Face // Please Be A Decent Fucking Human®
  
• Boyfriend fit, size down for true size
• 100% vintage wash cotton + printed in the USA
• Model is wearing size S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

	S	M	L	XL	2XL
Width	18	20	22	24	26
Length	28	29	30	31	32

• Vintage Black graphic tee
  
• Smiley Face // It's Not Drinking Alone If Your Dog Is Home
  
• Oversized fit
• 100% vintage wash cotton + printed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

	XS/S	M/L
Width	20	23.5
Length	28	31.5

• Vintage Black graphic tee
  
• Mimosa USA Tour
• Oversized fit
  
• 100% vintage wash cotton + printed in the USA
  
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

	XS/S	M/L
Width	20	23.5
Length	28	31.5

• Vintage Black graphic tee
• 'Busy Raising My Dog’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
• 100% vintage wash cotton + printed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

• VIntage Black graphic t-shirt dress
  
• Handle With Self Care // Care Label
  
• Oversized fit
• 100% vintage wash ring-spun cotton
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

There's alcohol involved? I'm ABSOFUCKINLUTELY going!

• Black Sleeveless tank with raw armholes & base edges 
  
• 'Absofuckinlutely’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
  
• 100% cotton
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Let's get drunk around town!

• White sleeveless graphic tank with raw armholes + base edges
• 'Daydrinker World Tour’ printed on front
• Oversized fit

• 100% cotton
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Our daily mantra includes....

• White Garment Dyed Tee
• Smiley Face  & A few reminders list
• Oversized fit
  
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

• Pigment Black graphic tee
  
• Mom Hangover® Tiger w/ Bolts
  
• Oversized fit
  
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
  
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

Nope is our answer for everything!

• Vintage Black graphic tee
  
• 'Nope’ printed on chest
• Oversized fit
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry

- 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
- Oversized fit

*Model wears size XS/S

• White destructed graphic tee
  
• Peace Or Fuck Off
  
• Oversized fit
• 100% cotton + pigment dyed in the USA
• Model is wearing size XS/S
• Turn inside out and machine wash cold with like colors, lay flat to dry